father

One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.

father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?

by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Fagger Nagger

An insult meaning a homosexual black person

Dude man, you are such a god damn fagger nagger

by RedskinRapper May 16, 2007

Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Fatherhoo

The phenomenon of rich and/or famous men impregnating married women without empathy.

Simon Cowell partook in fatherhoo after knocking up his friend's wife.

Owen Wilson will become the next celebrity to exhibit fatherhoo after impregnating his married personal trainer.

by J.J. Tucker October 13, 2013

how is your father for spuds

how are you?

how is your father for spuds?
-grand

in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....

by ponodoro August 19, 2009