faeedootietootie

1. a worn out jogger style shoe with tenuous Italian heritage claims, worn for goofy occasions and front and centre of any feats of athleticism involving crouching down low and shimmying
2. a previously half successful triathlete

if it ain't a faeedootietootie, it ain't

by Ontoast May 7, 2023

facemoji

The keyboard witch you have great styles

Chris: Look! I installed facemoji keyboard!

Me: wtf 👁️👄👁️

by Milovuk September 6, 2023

Morgan Freeman

The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits

"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

tehesian facemask

To place seran wrap over your partners face, then defecate on their face.

" I gave this girl a tehesian facemask last night, and OH MY GOD, she loved it."

by BatmanLifter February 2, 2017

Chloe Freeman

A girl who wants to make u ask out a girl u dont wanna go out woth cuz ur too much of good friends and would rather stay besties

Shes so chloe freeman

by Hahsbsnajnana July 13, 2017

Rhya Freeman

the smartest girl I ever met she is being herself and she will always be in my heart, she is the girl I love.

rhya freeman is the most beautiful girl I ever met and she will always be in my heart

by K.K konrad November 8, 2017

Morgan Freeman

The bloke who's voice makes you think you're in a sauna

Random guy: " How'd you get here?"
Other Dude: "Morgan Freeman."
Random guy: "Same."

by Juan Deags December 4, 2017