five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

Five finger shuffle

Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.

I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.

by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006

five by five

Term meaning everything is OK.

The term comes from old radio slang. When communicating over radio, the operator would report the strength and clarity of the signal on a scale of 1 to 5 each. Therefore, if a radio operator described the signal as "five by five" it meant it was both loud and clear.

I don't use the phrase "five by five" because they use it on Buffy.

by SpeedoMask August 11, 2003

Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

by Bravochimp July 28, 2004

five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017

Five-Starred

When someone has slapped themself or another so hard they left a full handprint on the skin.

Sarah: Damn, you slapped him so hard he was five-starred!

by Popcorn Pixels July 30, 2015

five nights at fuccbois

its the fuccboi version of horror game five nights at f r e d d y s

its were freddy wants to shit on all of the cameras in order to have i night of debachury

the whole gang (freddy,foxy,chica,and bonnie) must team up to also defeat their toy versions of themselves after shitting on all of the cameras

BOI:yo do u wanna go all five nights at fuccbois in this place

by alaakbar January 28, 2017