Social Fast

Being completely fed up with humanity and needing to take a break from all social interaction for a period of time.

After having lunch with my friends and listening to their incessant whining for three hours I will be embarking on a social fast.

by LinkofHyrul3 August 28, 2016

Camping the fast lane

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.

"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"

by Erkadurka September 30, 2015

go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

by YAWA May 17, 2019

Fastjazz Ridiculous

Something that is too crazy to talk about; a person who is quick to judge; one who is hypocritical.

1. That girl in my seat is fastjazz ridiculous.
2. Like they should talk, they are fastjazz ridiculous.

by thesilentfalcon January 3, 2011

Fat Kids Sink Fast

fuckin' tight as shit band from oly washington

human #1: did you check out Fat Kids Sink Fast yesterday?
human #2: fuckin' yeah and they were tight as shit.... anyways hand over your wallet or i'll fucking kill you
human #1: wait a second what the fuck! when did this turn into a mugging? this was just supposed to be an example.
human #2: yeah and now its an example of a fatal stab wound to the gut. *stabs human #1*
human #3: holy shit! whats going on?!?!?!
human #1: its not what it looks like... *stabs human #3 and runs*

by meth head October 23, 2007

Fast Food Music

Music that has a complete lack of musical talent. Easy, and fast to make. "Fake Music"

I listened to that artist Jefree Star for the first time today, it was some Fast Food Music.

by Mr_Mowglii February 22, 2011