Someone or something who is both an epic failure and a complete fucking retard. This person or thing has no ammbition in life other than to piss people the hell off.
Chris: OMG that MisterJenkins is on the dam forums again.
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!
by Azayles May 6, 2008
Get the Failtard mug.v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
by mattpie July 29, 2012
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1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.
by (Faulker) August 9, 2008
Get the Faulkner mug.to tell an extreme lie, exagerated tale, or saying your going to do one thing and never do it.
to do the opposite as one is told
to make obscene jestures about ones friends
to do the opposite as one is told
to make obscene jestures about ones friends
He told a Faulk to his best friend about getting spinners.
We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right
When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.
We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right
When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.
by John Doe October 28, 2004
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Get the Faulty Wiring mug.1: A man lacking both courage and dignity.
2: A flatulent swine.
3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.
2: A flatulent swine.
3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.
1: Tom deemed the man a faltus when his feeble voiced quibblings were punctuated only by cowardly mutterings.
2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.
3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.
2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.
3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.
by walrus gumboot November 12, 2011
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