Fartdancing

The act of dancing while farting or making fart noises.

Dan was fartdancing on the table.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

Fartext

A situation that happens when you leave your phone in your back pocket unlocked and your ass decides to send text for you either caused by swamp ass or farting

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that text.. I fartexted you by accident..

by SmokinRez August 26, 2013

fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015

Flarted

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.

While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

by fart fycker October 8, 2020