Fappet

The last state of ejaculate when the ejaculate has become frothy and light vigorous masturbation has been had and you're running on empty.

"Dude!" "I fapped so much last night, that by the time I was done I was shooting FAPPET!"

by haze19 November 11, 2009

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021

fagpiece

1. A penis involved in homosexual acts, especaially of the double anal variety.

2. a cigarette

that nigga got him a fagpiece

by FAGGITSBEGAY April 1, 2005

Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

Fappet

1. A guy who faps or 2. lives on fapping when he got no chicks. All guys are fappets

Dude! the neighbor who moved in recently is a big time fappet.

by RexUrban February 4, 2015

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015