fake hearing

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.
You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
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fake government

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.
This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
by lab1350 December 08, 2017
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fake bae

Fake bae has the duties of real bae but not the responsibilities of the real bae.
Fake bae is present when I don't have a real bae
by Cruise August 21, 2015
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fake bitch

Is usually a young woman with a fake personality who likes to portray herself as sweet and wholesome to the greater public, while being a total bitch behind closed doors.
Fake bitch to the public: I'm going to stay a virgin until marriage and I will strive to stop world hunger.

Fake bitch behind closed doors: Screw it, I only care about myself.
by WhiteBitchHeather July 16, 2009
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Fake and Bake

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
by DuhLindsey July 02, 2009
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fake toe

The act of purposefully fueling and maintaining someone else's misconception over an extended period of time, often involving telling all but one person the truth of a situation.
"When I was young I hurt my toe and my little brother thought my dad replaced it with a fake toe. We never told him that it never really happened so he believes it to this day and loves to tell the story, it's hilarious - quick, here he comes, ask him about it!"
by do not normal October 14, 2009
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