new england 

A region in the northeast that is wicked cold in the winter and relatively hot in the summer. It includes Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. A wicked awesome place to live. People there generally have accents. The accents are prominent in Massachuessets and Rhode Island. People say things like wicked and bubbler.

New England is wicked cold in the winter.

new england by padfoot2126 August 8, 2007

New England 

The best damn region in the country. With the best damn football team, the best damn baseball team..and a hockey team and a basketball team. Cold as hell place here only the strongest men can survive and the weak cry.

I went to a football game in New England, and damn it was cold, but those frigin Pats kicked ass!!!

New England by i dudditz August 18, 2005

New England 

The six north-easternmost American states, located north and west of New York (north of Long Island, which is part of NY). Historically, eastern New York is occasionally included as part of New England (Vermont was actually part of NY at one point), but today it consists of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island.

New England by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Northern England 

Better than the south.

The North of England starts at the bottom of Yorkshire, so fuck off Birmingham, you southern softies.

Northern England is the best

Northern England by MarleyB12345 February 26, 2011

New England 

The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?

Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."

Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."

New England by DrRock710 August 3, 2008

New England Blowout 

When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)

Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..

New England Blowout by Mittens Willis December 22, 2012

New England Patriots 

The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.

Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?

Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.

New England Patriots by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017