Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009

Elmon

A bitch ass nigga who can't fight n can't play fortnite his fight record is worse then El Chapos record

That bitch act like elmon

by Pussy elmon October 15, 2018

thematic elements

The official MPAA euphemism for "big bouncy racoon testicles".

Quote from the recent Disney-released anime "Pom Poko" - 'Narrator: They used their balls as weapons in a brave kamikaze attack.'

View the DVD on Amazon: http://raccoonballs.bigbig.com

see also:
bestiality
zoophilia
dolphin sex
http://www.hotracoonsex.com
http://www.hotfarmanimalsex.com

A: "Did you catch that cool new Disney japanese anime movie 'Pom Poko'?"
B: "Yeah! I really enjoyed the thematic elements!"
A: "Sweet!"

by diviniquity July 27, 2008

elementary school

a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.

so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.

by anonymous June 7, 2005

Elements Of Hip Hop

1.b-boyin' or breakin
2.DJin'
3.MCin' or emceein'
4.Graffiti or Taggin'
5.????

alot of contraversy of the 5th element.some say that the 5th is fasion(i.ei clothes/image),beatboxin(could be put under MCin' n DJin').but i say its tha hip hop culture itself,n like tha rings in tha phantom and in tha movie 5 elements, all tha elements go into tha final to make tha painting complete.

"the five elements of hip hop...djin',MCin', Breakin, and Graffiti" -Arsonists

by dysfunk March 26, 2005

elemonk

a product of the sexual intercourse of a monkey and a ELEPHANT! can be dangerous if in shower...

don't go all elemonk on me now..killa

by whattt upp? March 29, 2011