When you toss back 3 pitchers of Guiness, throw your girl down in the bed of your truck, and publicly bang her in the parking lot of whatever restaurant you had dinner at.
Betty went on a date with this new guy from work, he had a few too many drinks and gave her a Dirty Dustin.
by Andi-lane July 9, 2025
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by MindofTruth November 22, 2021
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by Dodadu November 23, 2021
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by Phoenix is fire November 23, 2021
Get the Dustin mug.He’s a gentle soul but if you cross him don’t even think twice about it you better just run the other way. he’s the best friend you never had and he will always be there for you even in the darkest times. if you piss him off just give him time to cool down but he will never forget it.
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by thumpaio April 5, 2024
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by Exrtion February 15, 2024
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