Durk

A misspelling for "Dike."

"Durk? You meant dike, right?"

by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

dunkoff

rare type of Chinese dog usually belonging to a Girl by the name of Rosemary.

that's the finest breed of dunkoff

by GreenToxon February 27, 2011

durk stand

Essentially, durk stand represents the feelings within us which cause anger, arousal, and influence our flippant whimsy.

Durk Stand fo lyfe, niqqa.

Wallahi fucking turtle durk stand

Bro, I'm durk standing so hard in my pants.

Bill Nye likes munging. It stands his durk.

by Bitchdick. April 11, 2014

durbo tick

A durbo tick is basically a turbo dick but so much better. Usually seen in a bungalow and on a lad with ripped skinny jeans

She's been in a coma for 3 weeks!

I'm not surprised he hit her up with the durbo tick!

by yeschavvy August 18, 2016

Durkin

Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view

Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.

Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.

by vstherock July 23, 2021

Durk

Putting my massive cock in your pussy

I wanna durk you

by Kyojuro rengoku420 August 18, 2021

The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!

Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk

by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021