dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 02, 2023

dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."

by Scottynaughtybody June 04, 2023

Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.

Emperor Angry Dorito™ cracks me up too.

by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard December 01, 2022

Dani dorito

Dani deVito as a dorito

Imma eat this dani dorito

by Leon_dictionary November 27, 2020

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich February 10, 2018