disasterbate

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

by John Greve July 2, 2005

disasterized

When a room or an area gets really messed up.

Rachel can't go out tonight because her mom said she has to clean her room. She has disasterized it.

by TantricDish August 22, 2008

dipster

A dude hipster.

Those dipsters at the Animal Collective show last night kept pumping their fists and hollering like they were at a high school football game.

by pivotal-jessica May 27, 2009

Dissturbbaly

disgusting nasty an unpleasnt remark

that pie looks dissturbbaly

by infantile industries July 27, 2009

disaster bomb

When you get so drunk that you ruin your chances of extending your day drinking into night drinking, thus forcing your friends to put you in a cab while they continue to party. Can also result in the cockblocking of oneself from an almost definite late night hook-up.

How did yesterday go?

-Ugh DISASTER BOMB. Drank hard cider all day and then hit up all you can drink sushi, which resulted in me passed out at 10 on a saturday night.

by Deeter421 July 23, 2010

disasterisk

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.

the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.

by retiredengr April 1, 2011

dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011