diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 3, 2011

discombobulated

Something that is not in the right order; not in a good mood.

I feel very discomboblulated right now.

by William Lucas March 1, 2005

discombobulator

A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!

"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"

by Jordan Norman May 5, 2007

discombobulate

to DISconnect something while BOBbing your head (DIScomBOBulate). also known as: discombobulator, discombobulated, discombobulation, etc.

I just discombobulated my headphones.

Go discombobulate yourself!

I'm a discombobulator d-_-b.

I'll DIS com BOB u LATER.

by d[-_-]b DISCOMBOBULATER June 10, 2009

discombobulation

a series of discombobulated events

discombobulated

leannda has had discombobulation

by ser003 December 10, 2009

discombobulated

to feel sad or away from ones body

god i'm discombobulated or its a damn discombobulation

by garry January 17, 2004