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Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.
“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something
by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018
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Diesel Hippie

Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.
Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.
by Trash Panda101 October 21, 2018
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diesel power

humping power. How fast and hard a man can fuck his partner.
He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.
by Stupidly Sophisticated August 2, 2021
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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022
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Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.
8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'
by roocifer July 15, 2010
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cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.
Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.
by shane January 1, 2005
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