destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.

{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.

by ima90sbb February 20, 2009

weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

Look at Poole G, he is such a weapon of ass destruction.

by Carlitos August 4, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003

Destruction

The act of having vigorous, non-commital, sexual relationships with a woman that is too hot not to do so with.

"dude, I wanna destroy Samantha so bad! LOOK AT HER MAN!"

"I destroyed michelle last night, it was the first act of destruction i've committed in awhile"

by xJimmyDeanSausagesx March 29, 2009

destruction

Term used when someone finds themselves in a state of utter, complete, and total annihalation, because they have chosen to resort to utter and tremendous combinations of destruction through tremendous drugs and alcohol.

Tonight we engaged in utter destruction to the point of no return. We have achieved our goal of fucking totally destroying ourselves in all manner of ways - like we always do! You know how WE do it bitch!

by Rump January 30, 2004

Destruct-owned!

A use of ownage aiming towards or from Destructoid.com.

Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

by Archie Bunker58585 February 3, 2007

destructed

being high as a direct result of a breadbag

i got destructed all day long on a futon.

by skizz May 13, 2005