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Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023
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Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.
One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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desk

A really nice place to nap in school.
I want to sleep on that desk
by Penis renis March 31, 2021
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Desk boy

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.
"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"
by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021
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Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back
Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?
by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020
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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”
I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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