Don’t Hide Under My Desk 

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

Don’t Hide Under My Desk by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

Dice, key, desk. by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013

Desklick 

A noticeable change of direction and appearance in the hair on the crown of the head as a result of backing out from under a superiors desk.

1. The advancement in many companies and organizations by undeserving or unqualified persons can be attributed directly to the desklick.

2. At our company's annual awards banquet , it was obvious that the person with the most pronounced desklick would receive the highest award

Desklick by Boo-HV-TX December 1, 2011

Deskcake 

The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.

S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.

N:Yeah, I dare you.

J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)

S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

J: But you dared me to do it?

Deskcake by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

Deskiesta by mo-yo December 29, 2006