"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
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"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021
Get the Dice, key, desk. mug.An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.
When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.
by eddbutter March 12, 2013
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A noticeable change of direction and appearance in the hair on the crown of the head as a result of backing out from under a superiors desk.
1. The advancement in many companies and organizations by undeserving or unqualified persons can be attributed directly to the desklick.
2. At our company's annual awards banquet , it was obvious that the person with the most pronounced desklick would receive the highest award
2. At our company's annual awards banquet , it was obvious that the person with the most pronounced desklick would receive the highest award
by Boo-HV-TX December 1, 2011
Get the Desklick mug.The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.
S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.
N:Yeah, I dare you.
J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)
S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!
J: But you dared me to do it?
N:Yeah, I dare you.
J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)
S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!
J: But you dared me to do it?
by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012
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Get the Deskiesta mug.To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.
The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
by CD3366 September 5, 2011
Get the Surfing the Desktop mug.1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
by Samsara00 August 28, 2012
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