Deepish

A depth that seems deep but might not be

Is that hole deep?

I dunno its deepish.

by mfromdenton November 4, 2010

Depine

The act of removing the quills (pines) from an animal such as a porcupine.

"Yo how could you make a porcupine a pet?"
"Well you would just have to depine it"
"Wait, don't you mean dequill?
"Whatever same thing"

by UmassSlamherst August 17, 2011

Sexsory Deprivation

Analogous to 'sensory deprivation', sexsory deprivation is when one begins to lose their sanity due to a lack of sexual stimulus.

"I came home last night and I was so horny, I tried to have sex with the ironing board, because that was the closest thing to a woman I could find."

"Dude, I'm a doctor: you've got Sexsory Deprivation. The only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily."

by andersoncouncil January 27, 2014

Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack

A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)

by BigDoof December 4, 2019

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Derail

<Verb> The act of blowing a joke or a rip, usually by sputtering out sentence fragments or by stuttering. This usually leads to laughter by one's friends and extreme embarrassment to the person who 'derailed.' The offender will stay very quiet for a long period of time following one of these outbursts.

"Man, you're so stupid when god handed out brains you thought he said trains...and you went...and got on...and went for a ride...wait....goddammit!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, you're retarded!! Nice derail, Jay!!"

by Jamon26 February 16, 2010

sleep deprived

a secret code term for horny so that horny boys don't actually know you are horny.

"Hey how was your night last night with your boyfriend?"

"I am so sleep deprived--his mom walked in right as i was about to take off my pants."

*random 5 year old boy walking by* "Mommy, what does sleep deprived mean?"

"It means you're really really tired."

by Plum March 18, 2005