derection

The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)

•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"

by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019

Detective Conan

Its Sherlock holmes but it its made in Japan. He got the APTX 4869 from a black organisation.

Detective Conan is huge in Japan

by Shinichi Kudo December 10, 2019

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

Defeating Toriel

doing the absolute inverse of what you should've been doing

"aren't you trying to beat undertale pacifist??why are you Defeating Toriel?"

by Illumi :) December 25, 2021

detectiveghost

The Typical Jojo fan a way to describe how hardcore a Jojo fan is

Don't be like DetectiveGhost

by DetectiveGhost February 12, 2022