hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

diesel-dyke

more than a dyke. someone who plays baseball until she’s 14 then is forced to switch to softball. the dykiest of dykes.

“Hey have you met Ellie Brown...yeah she’s such a diesel-dyke.”

by bab1159 February 03, 2021

Diesel doods

Men who seek other men with "large pipes"

Ryan was looking for his one and only diesel dood.

A couple of diesel doods met at the car park to hook up

by bigenff March 06, 2020

Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.

8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'

by roocifer July 15, 2010

Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes

You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does

by Presrox103 June 05, 2023

Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 May 02, 2018

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 02, 2005