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Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.
Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!
by Keepdancing July 12, 2010
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Cyberoot

Totally fabricated online sexual relationship between an extremely lonely person and their imaginary friends.

A Cyberoot is somewhat similar to Cybersex, except that there is only ever one person involved. The cyberooter will allude to the relationship continuously, but be scant with specific details or fail to reveal the identity of the other party.

Therefore, a Cyberoot is a perverse form of public online masturbation, combined with a strong dose of story telling. It is generally performed by Netscrags who are so utterly undesirable that they unable to even attract an online pseudo-lover.
That Netscrag is so fugly, she could only ever get herself a Cyberoot.
by OhNoNoNo April 19, 2010
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Cyber Surgery

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.
"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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CyberSucker

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.
Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!
by Chumio August 18, 2010
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cyber bang

She was 6000 miles away but i still cyber banged her.
by Incredible1 June 10, 2012
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Cyber STD

A computer virus cause by watching excessive amounts of porn
Tyler: Did you hear jake's computer crashed?

Reid: Yeah, I heard all that donkey porn gave him cyber STD's so bad it just died.
by Tkilla/reidman August 19, 2013
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cyberphobe

Someone who is irrationally discriminatory against or intolerant of robots or cyborgs. Similar to racist and homophobe
Person 1: "That stupid girl lost her leg and uses a dumb prosthetic. What an asshole"

Person 2: "That's mean! Man, you a cyberphobe."
by Holy Houdini September 13, 2015
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