cryptocuck

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

cryptoflirt

A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.

That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008