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Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.
I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.
by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018
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crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019
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hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.
Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦
by Sorryiwashigh November 28, 2017
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Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.
by alfie_fan January 5, 2010
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Crunchy

Used to describe something fun and awesome.
the comedy show last night was SO crunchy!
by VeronicaLove December 20, 2010
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crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.
Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw
by Big Kountry January 17, 2008
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crunchy

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.
"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now."

"You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?"

After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."
by juiceyjon January 5, 2015
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