Cristiano Ronaldo

Probably the best footballer player on the planet at the moment. Needs alot of work to become a great but he has all the right ingredients. Just time will tell now.

Everyone loves to hate him, just because they want someone to blame, or someone to boo or hate. This hate is superficial and I think every true football fan knows Ronaldo is the dog's bollocks. Just takes a real man to admit it.

Fan1: Did you see Cristiano Ronaldo's goal today?

Narrow minded fan: Yeah, that diving cheating portugese scum.

Broad minded fan: Great player that Ronaldo. Love him or hate him

by hhhhheman May 31, 2007

Cristina T

Good at writing wierd stories. Enjoys taking advantage of her friend Samantha F's locker and DDR.

"Once upon a time there was mountain, and he liked to danced. He would dance all the time while the hills around him sang for him. His name was Billy."
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.

by BUBBA February 23, 2005

Cristil

Amazing! Something you can't live with out once you have had. Beautiful! Hardcore nerdy!! The once in a lifetime package....

footrubs are simular to cristils, sex can be, and so are red grapes.

by cristil October 17, 2008

Cristamufasa

A Cristamufasa is an urban legend. Thought to be a specter, the Cristamufasa appears when you are really drunk and proceeds to: Drink all the alcohol in the area, shuffle and has rarely been seen to make conversation about electronic and dance music. All descriptions about this entity are vague as everybody is very drunk at the time of encounter, but all of them state that the entity looks like a short person.

Yo! Did you just see that Cristamufasa drink all the vodka!

by Mister DS June 12, 2011

Cristl

The most loyal of loyal wife mother and friend She cares deeply and passionately about all she is involved in Someone you want to know

cristl phillips

by Always seeking never reaching September 16, 2011

cristab

A slang word used to replace any other word in a sentence

Cristab me that salt shaker G!

by HoboGoblin October 2, 2013

Cristina Cat

Cristina is a normal, funny, beutiful girl. Loves being crazy, but has a secret inteligence to her. She is always, ALWAYS, a cat. Cats are cool, cristina is cool. They are amazing lovers, the kind that would kiss you for no reason and then say it was an accident. Cristina Cats fall in love with other cats. If the other one is not a cat, it wont last forever.

cat Cristina Cat

by KittenIshCool123 December 26, 2013