bubbles the chimp

Bubbles is a chimpanzee that gained fame in the mid eighties after being adopted by Michael Jackson. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die, but was sent to a ranch when he became too aggressive.

Bubbles the chimp's personnal style defined an era.

by Kuato the Freedom Fighter January 6, 2009

Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.

Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.

by Kuahmel December 10, 2009

Chimpy

A combination of ‘shit’ and ‘pathetic’. Used to effect when describing persons and situations.

These pasta shapes are quite a chimpy foodstuff.

by The Grand Mehmet July 4, 2018

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

chimpanzoo

A fierce monkey with a white butt.

You're such a freakin chimpanzoo!!!

by Jill Cacho August 18, 2006

bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.

Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.

by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009