Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

im trying crease her

Im tryna smash, Very rough to the point were shes creased

Vinnie: Bro shes fineeee

Tony: nigga im trying crease her

Vinnie: my NIGGA

by YFn Mario October 14, 2018

Creamed spinach

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck

I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

by cookingwithspinach June 20, 2017

crease

used by chavs and townies and such for funny. It can also be used as laugh.

that was a crease
i was creasing at him

by anonymous February 3, 2005

crease

A phrase to express irritation/utter suprised confusion

What the crease is this

by Jordan Klein February 13, 2004

crease grease

the sticky sweaty substance taht resides in the gooch/crease/ball area of a male and the meat curtains of a women

"biTCH im gonnA slap you with my CREasE GRease" "grease from the crease biatch" "Craig Loves THE GREASEY CREASE"

by palmer April 23, 2004

military creases

When one takes another's personal item, sets it on the floor and commences to pick the item up with their buttocks. On fabric items this action will leave a brown crease, these items have the best results.

I hate Jon, I am going to give his pillow, shirt, pants, and toothbrush military creases!!! Screw him!!!

by grndmstrb June 25, 2005