softball court

It is when two crack whores play hacki sack with there placentas and then which ever placenta drops first and dies is the looser
1:hey cinnamon wanna go play hacki sack with me

2:hey Celeste wanna go play softball court with me
by Bigdickhaver69 February 22, 2018
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Boy’s Court

When One of the boys commits “Crimes Against the Boys” He States his case at boy’s court or face punishment under the Full extant of “Boy’s Law”
Boy 1: Did you hear what **** did?

Boy 2: Yeah, he’s going to boy’s court.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
"god shes such a courts mum"
by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022
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Supreme Court

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.
Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!
by Old Runner November 17, 2023
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smut court

when everyone comes together to decide and punish the baddest girl or guy in the group for a sexual act they deny, that can be proven true or false
pod get to smut court for the crimes you have committed with chris and denying snow blowing with him
by andlausuzdixmike October 9, 2008
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Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.
"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
by jetskeedog December 12, 2024
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