The number of penises a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. Her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.
0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)
0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)
I started cheating on my wife when I found out her Cock Count. I feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than I have women. I will stop when I match her count. Then I will be happy again.
by Real Talk 123 March 17, 2014
"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."
by Zed Numar July 26, 2021
a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
by Unchangeable Bird May 07, 2013
Slang derived from Cook county jail to refer to a Inmate that is not or no longer associated with a gang.
by 2nuch March 06, 2018
When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.
by steviemo November 29, 2012
by Thrashard1 February 15, 2011
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