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Corkscrew Leg

Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.
Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”

Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”
by Chief Boiardee February 12, 2019
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Corkscrewed

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
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Chrustmas

CHRUSTMAS
by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020
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Cores Bloodline

One of the best roblox bloodlines, nutorious for their chaos and community. Cores is a good family overall.
Person 1: Hey, You are in the Cores Bloodline?

Person 2: Yeah, I am.
Person 1: Pog.
by AdonisCores March 13, 2021
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Corkscrewed

Popping a cork out of a wine bottle and drinking the whole thing
Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
by SexLuma March 30, 2021
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Conus

The „Conus“ is the degree to which a joints front end is thicker than it’s rear end (positive conus) or vice versa (negative conus).

A neutral conus can be seen on cigarettes or straight joints.
“Man, Jerry’s joint surely has a negative conus”

What the fuck is this? A rolled cigarette with a very positive conus? Fuck you.”
by grenad3r August 20, 2021
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Whatever corks your bottle

Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.
Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.
by bighairball April 15, 2010
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