Daniel cook 

A small you man who is regarded as being gay. He gets friend zoned by a wide range of women including milfs. The name Daniel cook also means and individual who whips his sick out in math class. Don't be mistaken by the show Daniel cook.

u remind me of a lose Daniel cook

Daniel cook by jojojojo11 May 7, 2015

dane cook 

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

dane cook by chinaman February 16, 2007

Dane Cook 

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

Dane Cook by Angebones June 7, 2009

Dane cook 

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

Dane cook by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011

Andrew Cook 

Andrew Cook is the drummer for the band A Rocket to the Moon. His full name is Andrew Stephen Cook. Two of his nicknames are Mandrew and Cookie. His favorite movie is Adaptation. He was the drummer for the band The Receiving End of Sirens from Boston MA until the band broke up. Matt Squire suggested Andrew join ARTTM when he heard that they were in need of a drummer. Andrew is possibly the sweetest, coolest, most intelligent, all around wonderful person alive.

Andrew Cook is so freaking aggressive at playing the drums!

MAN: Every since the day I met you...you've been all I can think about. All I ever wanted. I never want to live a day without you. Will you marry me?
WOMAN: Yes! How could I not marry you...Andrew Cook.

MAN: Did you just...Andrew Cook? No one has ever called me that before! I love you so much! Thank you!

Andrew Cook by Rubyto Themoon January 9, 2010

Dane Cook Status 

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

Dane Cook Status by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

dane cook 

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

dane cook by yomama16 May 25, 2009