congress

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black

session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"

by william l. August 30, 2006

conger

In lue of the gayness theme small Penis.

small penis conger

by bglll January 7, 2011

Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 12, 2005

congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA

by Dong Woo November 12, 2004

congress

The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010

congress

the oposite of progress

pro is the opposite of con

by Pogglemort January 4, 2005