Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005

confessigated

To be confussed, or getting confussed over something simple

Stu is getting confessigated about his noodles

by Jamie Clark September 22, 2006

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face

An Asian person doing a duck face, yet he is deformed and he is confused about something.

-Dude, you drew a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face!
-That guy over there is a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face...

by CHEESEYDINOSAUR June 17, 2013

confused by nature

gay term used by california gays ( nobody understands them)

fog rolling in friend, nature is wonderful, I got spanked when I put on moms silk underpants.
I was so confused by nature. I just love bay bridge fog U want a blow horn!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

I’m confused

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you

This life is very confusing.

I think the Polish people are confused, also

What in the world is going on these days?

I’m confused

by Death Menace May 27, 2022

I’m confused

UD Jews I’m confused too

Just like the Polish people

I don’t really understand this life. Guess I am meant to live as a savage and not like a robot or something?

I’m confused. I don’t think I understand this kind of life. Western civilization is mean.

I struggle to see the point in this society? We can’t we do things how we want to?

by Death Menace August 10, 2022