comedian0001

great person,follow him on gamejolt,DONT MAKE HIM WEIRD,I BEG YOU,also he's a good packer

!define comedian0001

by comedian0001 January 31, 2025

comedian0001

Great Person,he aint racist unlike joeymeme,HE IS GREAT,FOLLOW HIM OR FREDDY GOES TO YOUR HOUSE AT 3 AM!!!!

"Hey you should follow Comedian0001!"

by comedian0001 January 31, 2025

Cosmolian

A cosmic bundle of joy, a person, place or thing that brings joy, love, and light. It signifies that something brings happiness.

My dog is such a Cosmolian. This house is a Cosmolian. You guys are such Cosmolians

by Carpet Cat April 1, 2025

Cambodian Thunderclap

Verb/Action: To place your penis and/or testicle(s) in between the vigorously clapping hands of another human or two objects until traumatic injury or orgasm. A tangent or Cock and Ball torture

Bro, I need some Cambodian thunderclap

by gv_86 January 19, 2026

Commodification of Science

The transformation of scientific research from a public good focused on knowledge into a privatized commodity valued primarily for its potential to generate profit, patents, or competitive advantage. This shifts priorities from basic research and open inquiry to applied, marketable outcomes with immediate returns.

Example: "The commodification of science was clear when the university shut down its theoretical physics department to expand its corporate-backed AI lab. Knowledge for its own sake had no 'value'; only research with a direct path to patentable tech was funded."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Commodification of Atheism

The process by which disbelief in gods is turned into a marketable product, identity brand, and revenue stream. It transforms atheism from a simple personal stance into merchandise (Darwin fish stickers, "Friendly Atheist" hoodies), lucrative speaking tours, Patreon-supported podcasts, and book deals. The "movement" becomes a marketplace where clout, audience size, and sales figures can become more important than philosophical coherence or ethical action. Your lack of belief becomes your brand.

*Example: "The commodification of atheism was complete when the big-name skeptic started hawking branded brain supplements on his podcast. 'Support critical thinking and get 10% off AlphaBrain with code RATIONALITY!' The audience wasn't a community of freethinkers anymore; it was a customer base for a lifestyle brand built on not believing in supernatural lifestyles."*

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Cambodian Nut Tap

When a man and a woman are sixty-nining and the man is on top and the woman lowkey cannot breathe so she punches the shit out of the balls to get them out of the way

“I couldn’t breathe with Tom on top last night! I had to hit a Cambodian nut tap!”

by urbandictuser123 February 3, 2026