commando

In Arnold's ridiculous, but all time great movie "Commando" the final action scene has him alone in a basement with Bennett the bad guy. The bad Aussie has John (Arnold) in his pistol sight when Arnold challenges him to end their fight like men and the dialog flows:
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).

"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)

"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)

That's what you
want to do, right?"

A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:

"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.

Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)

So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."

Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.

Be a real man commando, let's party.

Come on, I'll kick your ass, let's party!

by Powerharp April 12, 2006

commando

When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.

Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.

underweasrless

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

black commanche

Nice way of saying nigger.

Hey, look at all those black commanches in the welfare line.

by Tony Troung October 10, 2007

commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.

Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006

Commando

1: To go without underwear

2: to have sexual intercourse without the use of a condom

Mary decided for our 1 year anniversary that tonight we would have sex commando style..

by anime-Trivium February 13, 2010

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019