Colton

Colton is the best person you'll ever meet. Yes, he makes mistakes, just like every one else and can give you a hard time but when he loves, he loves with his whole heart, and he does the same with his trust, he is very forgiving, even in situations you never thought he would be. He is definitely an animal lover!! He is the BEST boyfriend you will ever have, so if you have a Colton, he's a keeper, so to anyone that has a Colton, MARRY HIM! It will be so worth it, he will always try his best and do whatever it takes to keep you, he loves you.

I'm so glad I have someone like Colton, my life wouldn't be the same without him.

by dizzy_dezi17 December 21, 2022

Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.

by jhwjw November 20, 2023

Colton

He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock

Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy

by Chiken licken July 10, 2023

Colton

Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron

Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass

by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021