colton

the hottest, sweetest, most amazing and perfect guy you will ever come across :)) but hes not interested in you :)

colton is bae

by sloppytoppy101 May 20, 2021

Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

Colton

A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.

Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.

by Saucetrain September 15, 2022

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021