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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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Colombian

A person born in Colombia or of Colombian descent. Colombians are typically of mixed racial background, but typically any mix of the native amerindian peoples, spanish, and/or africans who were brought over as slaves. Smaller but sizable heritages also include German and other Europeans and Arab peoples (Shakira Mebarak).

The english term "Columbia" shares a similar etymology but is unrelated to Colombia, and causes annoyance to many Colombians.

Colombians, particularly women, are renowned for their beauty.

Colombia is famous for its drug cartels that were most active during the late 80s and early 90s, which at the time made it one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Today, much of the violence has dwindled but there is still conflict with ideologically-driven guerilla groups in the remote parts of the country.

Not to sound too biased, but Colombia is a beautiful country, with a plethora of landscapes and varied geographies. Colombian people are friendly and love their soccer, parties, and family.

I doubt anyone can visit Colombia and not fall in love with it.

I love my culture and am a proud Colombian-American
That girl over there must be Colombian or something.
by Lil Drizzle November 9, 2020
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Colombia

Something you say when your phone's autocorrect dose, not like the word cool.
wow that is really Colombia!
by Undri December 27, 2020
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Colombian Deathsquad

Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.
Yo, Anwar needs to wake up - someone should order him a Colombian Deathsquad
by Siggur February 19, 2021
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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Colombine Crackdown

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.
Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.
She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane
by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021
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