Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

clear your RAM

defined as the act of self pleasure, after which one's flash drive is reset.

Dude! Your can't just go an clear your RAM in my shed!!

by Ochlarchial Demonym November 20, 2010

Clearing The Chamber

The act of taking a piss after masturbating to flush out the left over semen.

*Two bros finish jerking off*

Bro 1: * Goes to bathroom*
"IM CLEARING THE CHAMBER!"

by b4ck2b4ck September 18, 2019

douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

gutter cleaner

An extra strong laxative used to help facilitate a bowel movement. Used primarily on vacations and trips away from home.

Mom, don't forget to stop by the store to pick up some gutter cleaner for Ashley so she can use the bathroom on vacation.

Ashley used the gutter cleaner and now the bathroom smells like shit.

by 1Turd June 4, 2014

cleaning

1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.

2.Removing all useless part of a whole so that it is better.

1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe.

2.And the chief gang told'em that Joe and Mac were now missing.

by Yazuke July 21, 2008