clamstick

A large wooden stick used to stir up a females vagina ,to stimulate and or to arouse a female.

Hey bob I used that new clamstick on my old lady last night ,thanks for that wicked birthday present buddy .

by abefroman69 September 8, 2011

clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Caustic Valley

A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.

When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

cluster bomb

kluhs-ter bom

Explosive diarrhea.

See "splashing the bowl"

After two plates of squid pasta and pork Belly at Mission Chinese, Sam cluster bombed until early the next morning.

by Dia-Ria July 15, 2014

Cluster B

n. Being defined as an illness in the psychiatric manual DSM IV.

e.g. The man describing his suffering from everyday "boredom", experiencing mostly (very) high and (very) low emotions was classified by his psychiatrist as typical Cluster B.

by Senex sum January 11, 2017

Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.

His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.

by CausticComedy April 18, 2018

clustercuck

A cuck who watches his girl get gangbanged

Man 1: yo did you hear that Kevin got clustercucked by his girl?

by Taki Senshi October 30, 2017