chonga

a latin whore who is probably named mayatika or some made up cuban name even thought they were born in the states. they listen to rap, and other stupid trendy nonesense. they usually have their hair cemented to their heads with buckets of gel, have hoop earings that you can fly planes through, have shirts tied behind their backs, and can ALWAYS be seen chewing gum. they dont know what melody's are because they listen to rap, nor do they know what real harmonies are. they think niggers like ashante and ciara have good voices when they have never hear of king diamond, nor blaze bayley. these bitches are annoying, stuck up, and are always failing school.

HAHAHA omfg look at wayalemita! she is a total fukcing chonga!

by bigniggerkillerwhoknowsmetalrules August 28, 2008

Chongas

A tobacco or marijuana smoking implement

A Chongas is commonly known as a Bong

by Princess Baby Lemon Muffin February 28, 2009

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake

Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

chonga

a single word that can be used to describe anything sexually related.
derived from the nudge button on msn messenger.

"She wants to chonga your deck."
"Hannah wants to know if you can fit your chonga in a pineapple."
"He looks like he ready for chonga time."
"You want to chonga Carrot."
"He looks chong-y."

by oxhannahxo July 20, 2008

chonas

The chonas is the skin located between a gentleman’s scrotum and his inner thigh.

Oh dayngus, that rash on my chonas has spread to my paynus.

This jock strap is really dingin’ up my chonas.

by Chonas Lopushinskas May 2, 2012

Chantal

Use this word as an alternative to call someone chich. It is defined as The biggest chich in the area of markham. It also defines a person as one who makes PC's and has many retard moments in a day. Also often seen competing with a large mammal of asian decent, for attention from Mamma Africa.

assuming person one is a chantal

one : yo that was so funny, it wasnt even funny
two : why are u sucha chantal for ?
one : depression flex time :(

by chichmaster March 23, 2009