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Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.
"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017
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CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.
by W&R INC. December 16, 2019
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Chinese Incest Trap

When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020
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Chinese Baby

Chinese Baby is a popular meme and cult spreading across the cool egg world. It's about Chinese Baby and it's epic bruh face. Added with pre-existing memes, its become something beautiful and therefore everyone stan for CHINESE BABY.
ALSO BRUH
The BTS STAN said Chinese Baby stinks, so Boohit made an ANTI BTS Chinese Baby sticker which was a success!
by YeezusChrist101 August 9, 2020
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Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.
"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020
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Chinese Stealth Suit

A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding
Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit
by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021
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Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 1, 2022
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