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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017
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Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024
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Cheesecake

Cheesecake is a synonym to good/great/terrific/gorgeous/perfect/cool.
Being told you are cheesecake is a very great compliment. If told you are thy cheesecake or being very cheesecake take it as a compliment this is a good thing. Antonym to Uncheescake.
“That was very cheesecake”

Did you see how cheesecake Willis was being”
by King Willis August 12, 2021
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Cheesecaking in Public

Enjoying a dutch bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.
Hey, wanna go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers.
by CLNR May 31, 2020
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off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"
"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"
by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022
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Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.
Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.
by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024
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