Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
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A really funny guy who likes talking in dayz servers
Yo did you hear about cheesecake and his legendary level 50 grind?
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The act of a cheesecake is to produce a wet fart while sitting bare assed on someones face while being sure the tip of their nose is in the asshole if the farter
"Damn, Kevin has been bothering the hell out of me so when he was doing situps i decided to cheesecake the hell out of him"
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A verb that describes unprotected sex in which the penetrating counterpart leaves an abundance of schmegma (dick cheese) and semen inside the receiving counterparts vagina or anus.
After roofing for 2 months in the summer without bathing Mike cheesecaked Jesse.
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Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point
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(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.
“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”
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