by anonymous September 12, 2020
Get the Calens gay mug.When you've had you're kitten for so long you think it's a cat because you're so tired of it, so you call it a cat but in the middle of the word you call it a kitten, so the result is a catten.
by thegrilledcheesegirl October 22, 2020
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Get the catlesscat mug.When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.
I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.
by kaman25 May 29, 2021
Get the catventory mug.A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.
Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
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Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
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(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)
by Jueves September 8, 2021
Get the calendario mug.Calen is an ugly person, yet is somehow loved. He fell in love with a girl named jaeden.a beautiful girl that doesn’t know her potential, but Calen will make sure to show her one day.
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