Castrologic

Logic that makes sense to only the person saying it.

Bob: Dude, I made it pretty clear what my view is on politics.
Ted: All you were using was castrologic!

by Boomerfox July 13, 2011

castrophony

Great Evil. To liken to a catastophic event.

The microwavable pork rinds are a castrophony of evil

by Sam Wilson February 6, 2007

Angry Castro

Making the other suck the shit off of your dick

Well ass fucking I pulled my dick out and it had shit all over it so I made her suck the shit off.. "Angry Castro" (Like smioking a cigar from Cuba)

by Kevin Schaefer February 24, 2011

Sex-cation

Vacationing with your ex for the sole purpose of getting laid

No we didn't get back together, that was just a sex-cation.

by SFrench October 31, 2011

Ho-cation

When you’re on a vacation from dating and trying to work on yourself but are still hoeing around.

Girl 1: “ Sarah, what are you doing this weekend?”
Girl 2: “I’m going on ho-cation!”

by DestroyFrogs October 3, 2017

Extra Sneeky Castro

When you insert a cigar into a girls ass while doing doggystyle before you eat her out.

Becca was supprised when i gave her an extra sneeky castro

by PhillMcCunt January 23, 2009

me-cation

A vacation you take alone, usually after a stressful event so that you can get your head straight.

"My breakup with Johnny really stressed me, so I'm taking a me-cation to the shore."
"Where's Mary?" "She's depressed at the moment and is taking a few days off for a me-cation while her hubby stays home to watch the kids."

by Slovakchick October 18, 2013