Carson Anus

A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos

carson anus get off the hub

by DCFads2 October 1, 2019

Carson's Law

The tendency for Minecraft Youtubers/Streamers to be pedophiles or groomers.

A: Have you heard that X was grooming his underage fans?
B: Classic Carson's Law.

by WuwBuz January 5, 2021

Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020

carson eagle

is reatarted dont be a carson eagle he is dumb and bullys people he cheats on wemon and dates the most stpuidest girls

carson eagle is dumb

by carsoon eagle September 13, 2022

carson butler

The most savage human ever

You know Carson butler

Yeah, he's that savage kid

by Thomas35 March 30, 2017

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014