Camberwell Carrot

A fat spliff / joint / jazz fag / marley cigarette.
From the film withnail and I, with Richard E Grant

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

by zeo July 30, 2005

Carrot Top

Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.

“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”

by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

choking carrots

vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.

"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".

by geemeister November 19, 2004

Pale Carrot

A Pale Carrot is a code name for a joint. The name comes from when you roll a joint and twist it, it resembles a rather pale carrot.

Yo man, do you wanna go outside and light a pale carrot?

by Thumpside July 21, 2006

Unwashed Carrot

When a Male pulls a carrot from the ground and proceeds to fuck his spouse with the carrot and then eats the carrot after. Then the couple makes out with the chewed carrot in their mouth.

Yo man I just gave my girlfriend a unwashed carrot last night.

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

giga carrot

That one really annoying minigame from the RPG Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser is tasked to eat a giant carrot in exchange for a Banzai Bill. Many players got stuck at this minigame and never got to experience the full game. Childhood trauma was induced.

Aw, man, Not the giga carrot! Used to hate that thing growing up!

by KawaiiE87 September 24, 2020

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019