Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 02, 2011

Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 August 20, 2008

carpet crusader

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.

"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!

by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

Grundula Carpet

The patch of hair between your nutsack and your asshole

I tried to light a fart and burned by gurndula carpet

by nastyt May 26, 2005

Flying-Carpet

Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.

When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet around causing the girl to spin wildly as you both cum

Me and binnsy gave this slapper a flying-carpet last night - she was so dizzy she nearly barfed

by big phil's mate April 01, 2009

Carpet Mix

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.

"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."

by SuldRongi February 13, 2008

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith March 10, 2005