Mexican Gas Card

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

by J-Wedge June 11, 2006

Revoke a Man Card

The action of taking a mans Man Card when an act of unmanliness has been committed. This is only temporary, as a man card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Once a manly act has been completed (ex: Chug several beer, remove sink with bear hands, build something with a power tool, etc) the Man Card can and will be reinstated.

See Urban Dictionary's definition for Official Man Card.

You all went and saw the Twilight movies? Gentlemen, I'm about to Revoke a Man Card.

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

you dropped your gay card

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.

Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!

by winz May 14, 2005

You just activated my trap card.

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

rewards card

a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.

employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

Extreme Card

A legendary card alotted to someone who has done something amazingly extreme and lived, preferably unscathed, to tell the tale over and over again. Card allows carrier to: speed without the worry of being chased or even seen by cops, become disengaged from the laws of physics, unchallenged dibsing, etc. Carrier is not allowed to show any non card holder his card or it will be rebuked.

Jrex: "How can we be going sixty-five in a thirty without any cops coming after us?"
Me: "Dude. Extreme card?"
Jrex: "Oh..right."

by nottadoctor September 20, 2007

Wild Card

1) A card that can used as any card in a game of poker.

2) A person who is surprisingly good at everything.

3) A person who doesn't have a defined set of characteristics and has a random set of talents/skills. This person is often very unpredictable.

1) If dealer calls aces as the wild card, 1,2,Ace,4,5 would be a straight.

2) Brian: hey Daniel how did your game go?
Daniel: Good I threw 40 yard pass with 10 seconds on the clock to win the game.
Brian: what you doing now?
Daniel: studying for my calculus test I don't want to loose my 4.0 gpa.

3) John: I can fix the car.
Joe: Really? I always thought you were just a smelly hippie burnout.
John: No, I don't even smoke weed and I hate hippies.
Joe: But.. your wearing a tie dye shirt and you have dreadlocks ....

by Danimal300 June 28, 2009