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Shaft of Cain

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After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.

In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.

From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.
by HistoryofMan August 26, 2019
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Cajingled

1. Noun. An abnormally crooked penis that resembles a boomerang.

2. Verb. The action of smothering someone or something with your balls.
Ex. Yeah dude, I totally cajingled her last night.
by ILoveElephants November 28, 2011
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cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.
Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"
by testicle crusher April 13, 2014
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cakin'

when a person's posterior be so fine, you would eat a delicious baked cake off of it.
BOOOY DAT GIRL BE CAKIN.
DAT BOOTY SO FINE I'D EAT A CAKE OFF OF IT!!!
She be cakin'
by The cake eater August 20, 2010
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stabbin' cabin

an old station wagon where a man/woman or man/man engage in intercourse. the station wagon being the cabin and the stabbin' being the act of fucking.
Can't wait for some serious buttfucking in the stabbin' cabin tonight.
by falldowndrunk March 11, 2015
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Log Cabin Republicans

A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
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Cakin'

Cakin' cake~in - When a person is constantly caught with or talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Are you on the phone with him/her? Damn, you still cakin'!

Friend 1: Where is Friend 2?
Friend 3: At the house cakin'.
by unorabbit May 4, 2006
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