Caden

Possibly the most embarrassing human being to ever exist. He tells more bullshit than a bulls arse and claims he is the greatest when in reality he’s a total embarrassment

For fuck sake look at caden, look quick it’s giving me aids

by Everyone to ever exist February 3, 2019

Caden

dum head and loves fortnite

hi im caden and im dumbo

this be a joke

by ninja on twitch May 10, 2019

Cadence

Cadence is a hoe she will steal your boyfriend and bang him in front of you.

Ugh don’t talk to her she looks like a Cadence.

by Your moms dad cousins side hoe June 19, 2019

Cadence

Cadence is a super hot boy who gets all the girls and has the best girlfriend ever! He usally has dark hair and blue eyes! When his girlfriend talks about him she usually calls him McDreamy! Cadence is the best boyfriend you'll ever get! If you ever get a chance to get you some cadence youd better take it!!!💜🌼

Girlfriend:Look at my Cadence he's so perfect & the best bf!
Girl:Omg your so right he is a Cadence !!
Girlfriend :BACK OFF HES MINE !!!

by Imyournamesbestie April 2, 2017

calena

Calena a nice pretty girl with a nice ass and who only dates black guys and can be very obnoxious at sometimes

Bro have u seen Calena I want to smash.

by SavageDog34 May 29, 2017

Caden

Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.

Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.

Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.

by SteveDaFish February 16, 2018

Caden

Caden a Short really white boy never dates anyone has a girlfriend either called ruby or sarah

Damn that boy is so white and short

he must be a caden

by someone caden knows August 9, 2018